This boy is a crazy sleeper. I found him like this the other night as I was going to bed. What a kook

cutlerish:

pilawski:

two-tickets-to-paradise:

yzma:

did u try unplugging the government and plugging it back in

what about blowing into it

Monica Lewinsky got into a lot of trouble for that

I’m not sure you know how blowjobs work.

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roothakers:

Jack saw this and thought of me.
Which pretty much means I’m doing it correctly. 

I want this hair

roothakers:

Jack saw this and thought of me.

Which pretty much means I’m doing it correctly. 

I want this hair

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benredux:

missbhavens:

tastefullyoffensive:

Tom Lennon on parenting.

That middle one…

OMG I KNOW, RITE?

Lol

(Source: comedycentral)

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wingsoutstretched:

mottled owl [x]

Toni

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To prove a point to yahoo, reblog if you are over the age of thirteen.

(Source: yourfinalfantasy)

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Love

(Source: haroldlloyds)

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7.15.13
First day of swim class. I almost burst into tears.
Christopher didn’t get too much swimming in except for when he slipped off the 2 foot ledge and almost drown. He was preoccupied by the toys. They must serve some purpose. Maybe we will find out tomorrow.
I guess he had fun though.

chiccham:

#bleublancrouge #nationalday #14juillet #paris 🇫🇷

Happy Bastille day!!

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